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HUMOR |
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| Medical Terminologies for the Layman |
| Antibody |
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against everyone |
| Artery |
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the study of fine paintings |
| Bacteria |
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back door to a cafeteria |
| Barium |
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what you do when CPR fails (bury him) |
| Benign |
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what you be after you be eight |
Caesarean Section |
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a district in Rome |
| Cardiology |
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advanced study of poker playing |
| Cauterize |
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made eye contact with her |
| Dilate |
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to live longer |
| Enema |
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not a friend |
| Enteritis |
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a penchant for burglary |
| Hemorrhoid |
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a male from outer space |
| ICU |
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peek-a-boo |
| Impotent |
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distinguished, well known |
| Inpatient |
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tired of waiting |
| Labor Pain |
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hurt at work |
Minor Operation |
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somebody else's |
| Morbid |
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a higher offer |
| Nitrate |
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lower than day rate |
| Node |
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was aware of |
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DECIBEL AUDIOLOGY, SPEECH
THERAPY AND HEARING AID CLINIC |
Audiogram : Audiograms are done by a qualified Audiologist and suitable Hearing Aids fitted for the needful patients. All models of Hearing Aids are available namely Pocket Model, Behind the ear and inside the ear.
Pre-Employment assessing and screening audiograms for industrial workers done here. |
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Spares for Hearing Aids : S-Cord, V-Cord, 3 Pin V-Cords, Ear tips, Ear Plugs. All types of Batteries namely 675, 13, 312, 10 available. Receivers for all pocket model Hearing Aids are available. |
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Ear Moulds : Impression for Ear Moulds are taken and soft U-V Moulds are made. Ear Moulds reduce distortions and feed back noise from the Hearing Aid, thereby improving the quality of hearing significantly. |
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Services : Servicing of all types of Hearing Aids done here. |
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Speech Therapy : Speech Therapy is done by a qualified speech therapist for conditions like Stammering, Deaf Mutism, Vocal Nodules, Vocal Cord Palsies, Delayed Speech and Language, Misarticulations, Hemiplegia, Mental Retardation and for all kinds of Speech problems. |
House visits undertaken for deserving patients for Speech Therapy.
Computerised Speech Therapy module will be made available soon.
Impedance Audiometry will be introduced shortly.
Arrangements for Digital & Programmable Hearing Aids are made available. |
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