HUMOR
Medical Terminologies for the Layman
Antibody : against everyone
Artery : the study of fine paintings
Bacteria : back door to a cafeteria
Barium : what you do when
CPR fails (bury him)
Benign : what you be after you be eight
Caesarean
Section
: a district in Rome
Cardiology : advanced study of
poker playing
Cauterize : made eye contact with her
Dilate : to live longer
Enema : not a friend
Enteritis : a penchant for burglary
Hemorrhoid : a male from outer space
ICU : peek-a-boo
Impotent : distinguished, well known
Inpatient : tired of waiting
Labor Pain : hurt at work
Minor
Operation
: somebody else's
Morbid : a higher offer
Nitrate : lower than day rate
Node : was aware of
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DECIBEL AUDIOLOGY, SPEECH
THERAPY AND HEARING AID CLINIC
Audiogram : Audiograms are done by a qualified Audiologist and suitable Hearing Aids fitted for the needful patients. All models of Hearing Aids are available namely Pocket Model, Behind the ear and inside the ear.
Pre-Employment assessing and screening audiograms for industrial workers done here.
Spares for Hearing Aids : S-Cord, V-Cord, 3 Pin V-Cords, Ear tips, Ear Plugs. All types of Batteries namely 675, 13, 312, 10 available. Receivers for all pocket model Hearing Aids are available.
Ear Moulds : Impression for Ear Moulds are taken and soft U-V Moulds are made. Ear Moulds reduce distortions and feed back noise from the Hearing Aid, thereby improving the quality of hearing significantly.
Services : Servicing of all types of Hearing Aids done here.
Speech Therapy : Speech Therapy is done by a qualified speech therapist for conditions like Stammering, Deaf Mutism, Vocal Nodules, Vocal Cord Palsies, Delayed Speech and Language, Misarticulations, Hemiplegia, Mental Retardation and for all kinds of Speech problems.

House visits undertaken for deserving patients for Speech Therapy.
Computerised Speech Therapy module will be made available soon.
Impedance Audiometry will be introduced shortly.
Arrangements for Digital & Programmable Hearing Aids are made available.


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