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"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?”
"Not really - I spill most of it!” |
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Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer. |
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What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats. |
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"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
“Yea, I shaved with the electric razor." |
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